Skip to main content

"Sometimes you really can change history. And that's dangerous..." - The Alchemists Review

Starring Carole Ann Ford & Wayne Forester 
Written by Ian Potter 
Directed by Lisa Bowerman 


The TARDIS lands in Berlin in the 1930's, where Hitler and his National Socialist party are in the ascendant. 

Some of the greatest scientific minds are gathering here: Einstein, Heisenberg, Planck, Schrödinger, Wigner. The people who will build the future of planet Earth. 

But The Doctor and Susan have brought something with them. Something apparently harmless, something quite common. Yet something that could threaten the course of history...

The Alchemists is a tale of two halfs. The more successful part of the story is a spy thriller in 1930's Berlin, while the less successful part is certainly the historical elements of the story. While in one hand, the spy parts of the story add tension and interest to the story, the history lesson drags the story down as a whole. It also moves at a terribly slow place, causing whole sections to feel completely unnessary. Therefore this story is very much a tale of two halfs, and sadly it doesn't quite come together. 

Potter's main plot is certainly a good one. The idea that underneath the surface of Berlin is a net of conspiracy and crime. Certainly, it's intresting that everyone that Susan meets could be a spy and her trying experiences at the hands of Pollitt are certainly of interest to those who like strong character development. However, these 30's spy film influences are massively contrasted by the textbook level amount of information in this story, and this just brings the whole thing down. If Potter had managed to integrate this as an effective part of his narrative, then it proberbly would have worked a lot better. But then, I suppose it could have interfered with the spy/thriller plot. But in a way, it's more likely to be more interesting than what we did actually have, as it certainly just feels like the plot crawls to a holt. However, a hell of a lot of it is dragged up by the characters, who are a diverse bunch. Certainly characters like Strickmatter or Rudy the young boy are an intresting listen. However, the SA members that appear in the second half of the story come across as little more than facist cliches.

Certainly Carole Ann Ford is the original definition of 'screaming girl' if you like, but here, she turns on the 'screaming hysterics on at moments of tension' in this story, certainly during the torture scenes. And while it's a natural reaction (of sorts), it undermines all the menace that Wayne Forester is trying to bring into the story. His performance is brilliant, especially since he plays a good deal more characters than is regular for a Companion Chronicle. He manages to differentiate each one better than Ford, who's German accent is pretty similar for each character she's playing. It proberbly explains why the SA officers in episode 2 sound like a classic Nazi stereotype. And frankly, her William Hartnell impression isn't much to talk about. I can clearly see Hartnell saying the lines, but it's not a patch on either Peter Purves or William Russell's impressions. Let's hope that with the Early Adventures they use the two male actors to read in The first Doctor's lines. It certainly worked in the later Lost Stories featuring his Doctor. Lisa Bowerman's direction is strong, especially her cross fades between speakers to indicate passage of time during the interrogation scene and the weird nature of the drugging sequence in episode 1. These aren't particulary imaginative, but work in the context of the story. The last point is the music for this release, but sadly it isn't particulary memorable and distinctly uninvolving. 

In the end, The Alchemists has some really strong good points, I won't deny that. But it's inconstant plot which can't decide if it's a spy movie or a history lecture, some very odd choices of plotting, a rather more hysterics driven performance from Carole Ann Ford and unmemorable music and sound design mean that this really just become at times a lot of background noise, admitly intresting, but not particularly gripping or dynamic. 

TARDIS Rating - 6/10 

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Doctor Who - Beachhead

Starring Paul McGann, Hattie Morahan, Nicola Walker, Rebecca Night & Julia Hills. Written by Nicholas Briggs & Directed by Ken Bentley. In an attempt to recharge his batteries after his confrontation with the Eleven, the Doctor takes Liv and Helen to the sleepy English seaside village of Stegmoor. But they find the village in turmoil and, to make matters worse, their arrival uncovers a mystery from the Doctor’s past which threatens the future safety of the planet. Can the Doctor prevent the Voord from invading Earth? And more importantly why have they come in the first place? After the huge success of Doom Coalition 1, there was a lot of onus on the second set of stories to deliver. While the first set is probably overall not Big Finish's best box set, there was a lot of really strong reviews about how it was a very well constructed set overall, with one of the best villain introductions for the Eleven. Even I found the first box set a great success, something I w

Audio Review - Doctor Who: The Stones Of Venice

Starring Paul McGann, India Fisher & Michael Sheard Written by Paul Magrs Directed by Gary Russell The Doctor and Charley decide to take a well-deserved break from the monotony of being chased, shot at and generally suffering anti-social behaviour at the hands of others. And so they end up in Venice, well into Charley's future, as the great city prepares to sink beneath the water for the last time... Which would be a momentous, if rather dispiriting event to witness in itself. However, the machinations of a love-sick aristocrat, a proud art historian and a rabid High Priest of a really quite dodgy cult combine to Venice's swansong a night to remember. And then there's the rebellion by the web-footed amphibious underclass, the mystery of a disappearing corpse and the truth behind a curse going back further than curses usually do. The Doctor and Charley are forced to wonder just what they have got themselves involved with this time... The next instalment of

The Diary Of River Song - Signs

Starring Alex Kingston & Samuel West. Written by James Goss & Directed by Ken Bentley. River Song is on the trail of the mysterious, planet-killing SporeShips. Nobody knows where they come from. Nobody knows why they are here. All they do know is that wherever the SporeShips appear, whole civilisations are reduced to mulch. But River has help. Her companion is a handsome time-travelling stranger, someone with specialist knowledge of the oddities and dangers the universe has to offer. For Mr Song has a connection to River’s future, and he would never want his wife to face those perils alone… After two fairly mediocre instalments that, while established River away from the Doctor, weren't anything much to write home about, it was vital that the second half of this set raised it's game. And, if The Rulers Of The Universe is half as good as this, I'll be very pleased. James Goss has well and truly risen to the challenge with an excellent script that has a ve